Oct 16, 2009 - Merk made these forums go faster, all you peasants can rejoice.

Currently 4.898 of 5.000 in ToGC-25
Heroic Northrend Beasts - Sep 7 2009
Heroic Lord Jaraxxus - Sep 7 2009
Heroic Faction Champions - Sep 14 2009
Heroic Twin Val'kyr - Oct 4 2009



LF14M UH DKs for Heroic Anub'arak (jk, well mostly jk).

In other news...

With only a small background of geology and astronomy-for-nonmajors, <Dawn> casually, uncaringly walked into into the Celestial Planetarium expecting to learn about some boring constellations, precession, and the summer triangle (which, until this point, I thought was a sexual behavior similar to the Eiffel Tower).



(Semens Cauda?  Really?  Notice it’s right next to Scutum (sic))  Alors when we actually got there, all we got was a hunched over character with a solar luminosity of 3.86 x 10^-16, and a magnitude of 9.22 x 10^-3 nedens. 



We figured, “You know what, there’s 25 of us and one of him.  Lets jack this fool’s gold.”  (tangential note:  Fool’s gold is another term for pyrite, which, in its liquid form, is used as fuel and attacking Flame Leviathans.)



So we tried, and in our many attempts, we came to understand the dangers of Big Bangs, Teacherr taught us the effects of relativity and time dilation when you get 1 frame-per-second on cosmic crashes. 



What we needed was experience.  Someone who knows more about astronomy and the galaxy than we did in our dabbling to fulfill our degree requirements.  So we brainstormed and looked at our friends list with no satisfactory answer.  And then Kromix remembered that <i have slain the rancor> was already raiding the entire solar system. 



Enter Popsicles, probably the worst player on the server.  Nobody’s forgiven him for his predictable, albeit appropriate, representation of rancor when he ruined The Immortal on KT. 



But the rancor guild list was broken, and it was showing that he was the only one at 80 and available. 

...more epic battle narrative goes here...

In the end, the sound of victory echoed throughout Alleria. 







The new single on iTunes is <i have slain the rancor> feat. <Dawn> - Enta Ya Black Ho’s ‘til ya Third Big Bang.